
🔥 Strain Review: Cap Junky by Inhouse 🔥
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Inhouse brings serious fire to the Illinois market with Cap Junky, a strain known for its heavy effects, wild terp profile, and pure, unfiltered gas. Whether you're chasing top-tier flavor, powerful relaxation, or head-spinning potency, this hybrid does not disappoint. Cap Junky isn’t subtle—and that’s exactly the point.
Strain Lineage
Alien Cookies x Kush Mints #11
This high-powered combo brings the creamy, funky sweetness of Alien Cookies together with the icy, gassy hit of Kush Mints. The result is a terp-loaded hybrid that walks the line between intensity and balance—ideal for experienced consumers.
Appearance
Cap Junky shows off with dense, frosty nugs that are sticky to the touch and absolutely coated in trichomes. The buds range in color from deep emerald green to purple-black, with burnt orange hairs popping throughout. It's the kind of flower that makes an impression before you even break it up.
Aroma & Flavor
Pop the jar and it hits fast: straight fuel and chemical funk up front, followed by sour candy, menthol, and sweet earth. There’s a dank, nose-curling sharpness that lingers in the air and translates beautifully in the smoke.
On the inhale, Cap Junky leans creamy and gassy with a citrus-pine twist. The exhale is loud—sour, minty, and skunky—leaving your palate coated in diesel funk. Flavor fanatics, this one’s for you.
Effects
Cap Junky is a true heavyweight. It starts with a euphoric, fast-rising head buzz that brings mental clarity and a powerful mood shift. That’s quickly followed by deep body relaxation—heavy, grounding, and long-lasting.
Expect couchlock at higher doses, or use it in smaller amounts for a creative edge and mental uplift. Great for end-of-day use, introspection, or winding down with some fire music and good company.
Terpene Profile
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Limonene – Uplifting, citrus brightness
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Caryophyllene – Earthy spice, body relaxation
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Linalool – Floral calm
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Myrcene – Sedation, musky funk
Together, they create a terpene blend that hits on every level—aroma, flavor, and feel.
Rating: 7.5/10
Cap Junky by Inhouse is loud, flavorful, and seriously potent—checking every box for craft cannabis lovers. From its unique nose to its heavy effects, this one’s a standout hybrid you’ll keep coming back to. Not for the faint of heart, but perfect for the real ones.
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